Romanian Rumbles Philipino Pleasure, & The Magician's Stateroom (PART 1)

Romanian Rumbles Philipino Pleasure, & The Magician's Stateroom (PART 1)


I've broke this up into 2 parts because its a little bulky)
Lot's has happened you could say.

So i've been had!!!! I think...well i'm not sure but heres the scoop

REWIND: Its thanksgiving night, and somehow im kicking back with Elena, one of the most well known romanian sweethearts aboard the norweigen gem. and I tell her im romanian and id love to learn some...so she teaches me "how are you" and "im really good". She says...ull never forget how to say "im good" because it is...excuse my french/romanian...."Fuhk Bina"

oh my,
we giggle.

So im walking past her the next day i say "elena, ask me how im doing.." she asks.... I reply "Fuhk bina!". she laughs and shakes her head.

fast forward 2 days...a strapping romanian man walks up to me in the crew area. he asks me when i got here. we chit chat. i decide its time to show off my SKILLZ! "ask me how im doing". i say..... ( i really gotta learn this first question right?

so he asks "che fatch" or something like that. i reply (with great pride)

"Fuhk Bina!" and he screams followed by doubling over in laughter!!!!!

Laughter: great under normal circumstances but not what im going for with this one. Laughter? Why are you laughing??? He says

"Someone taught you wrong! That means you are good in bed!!"..

....

"WHAT???" I THINK!!!! Does that mean the romanian sweetheart punked me on my own country's holiday!

I'm pissed but also i kind of like it this way....i mean, pranking is a romanian custom. and she's basically the best of the best..


BUT IT GETS MORE COMPLICATED! I'm hanging with another Romanian Paul and i tell him the funny story....but no laughter. He says..."No she taught you right,...that other romanian guy was messing with you!"

So now I really don't know and internet is far too expensive to google the answer. So if someone wants to do it for me....or let me live in ignorance because maybe its more fun to solve the mystery on my own...over time...TRIALING AND ERROING.